"I can’t seem to catch a monarch butterfly. Can you help me out?" well shit, Cousteau, you might have better luck if you weren’t using a fucking shovel.
*trembles in fear of ur powers*
oh my god so i had to meet up with these girls im in a group with for class tomorrow and somehow towards the end of the evening we were talking about this guy in our class and how he’s a sexist asshole and we all agreed and we found his fACEBOOK AND HE’S OBSESSED WITH SHREK OH MY GOD IM SAVING ALL HIS PHOTOS AND LOOKING AT THEM WHEN IM SAD